Is it bad that I didn’t know that this week was Greek Week for school? I’m either really unobservant or the greek life at this school does a really poor job of advertising. I mean, it’s not really as if I’m missing anything. I’m not coming back to this school next year and I can’t even drool over hot, frat-ass because the frat-ass at this campus is inherently ass ugly. Ah well. No drunken gay orgies here.
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I was talking to one of my friends today. We ate lunch and a discussion on sexuality and what sexually insulting terms really mean. This is what we came up with:

Slut – Slutty is an attitude, not an action. The action of sleeping with many people can be called “Sexually liberated.” The attitude of slutty is a person who likes to be thought of sexually easy. One can be a virgin and still be labeled a slut.
tude
Whore – Slightly ambiguous because of the fact that the word has only recently become part of the teen vernacular past the denotation. My friend and I decided that it can be an ironic term of endearment when used amongst friends (or, in odd cases, family). Beyond those points, it shouldn’t be used except when referring to someone who slept with one’s boyfriend (or girlfriend for the people who date women. No judgement here)
bad
Mary Magdalene… the original bad-ass whore
Skank – Purely a term of endearment. There are people who would use it as an insult, but that’s simply an indication that they are vindictive, behind-the-times bitches.
skank
Slutty-whore – the jury is still out on this one. Confusion exists because of the previous definitions.
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wait, huh?
Yeah, I need to find better ways to spend my time.
Quote that will get me through this year: “With one snap of my fingers I can raise hemlines so high the world is your gynecologist!” – Patsy from “Absolutely Fabulous” I nearly shat myself after laughing for literally almost 15 minutes when I saw that episode. SWEETIE-DARLING
Pats
Patsy… amazing.

Au revoir, mes amis!